Tag Archives: lifestyle

WHY IT’S SO ‘HARD’ TO BREAK UP WITH A LOVED ONE

THE SEXY DIVA By Fiona Jacques Manda (La Femme Fatale ) If there’s one thing that’s so hard to swallow in a love relationship is managing a break up is an inevitable phenomena in our camaraderie. Whether we like it or not, it’s a door that at one point or the other, we shall pass through. It’s part of life. ...

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A LETTER TO THE YOUNGER ME

THE YOUNG GENERATION By Nomsa Rhudo Mwale. If we all had the chance to completely erase the things that still hurt us, the things that bother us, strength would not be a priority. (Unknown) Dear Younger Me In this fast changing world, there’s a lot you need to learn for the sake of a better you, tomorrow. You see, I’m ...

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HELLO SUNDAY, BE BORING NO MORE!

SUNDAY MUSINGS By Gibson C. Kamanga and Fiona Jacques Manda Sundays! Minus their rather being Godly days, (depending on your level of belief anyway), nothing good comes out of them. For most working class, this is a day that sends shivers across your spine as it is but a penultimate day before having an encounter with your boss. This is ...

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WHY YOUNG DIVAS OPT FOR RELATIVELY OLDER MEN

ThE SeXy DiVa! By Fiona Jacques Manda (La Femme Fatale) Bonjour mon amis! Je suis tres bon, et tues? The new look Sexy Diva, flexing her French linguistic muscles. Back to business. Firstly, let me wish you an amazing 2019. The Classy Sexy Diva is pretty convinced most of her fans enjoyed the just ended festive season. If you didn’t, ...

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WHY BIRDS OF THE SAME FEATHERS FLOCK TOGETHER?

THE YOUNG GENERATION By Joyce Gondwe We must have come across the adage, “birds of the same feathers flock together” on numerous occasions. We don’t need to expound how true this is, but deep down our heart, we all know and accept this adage. Simply put, people with different cadres can’t be close friends. So, have we ever asked ourselves ...

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FESTIVE SEASON IS HERE, TAKE GOOD CARE OF THE YOUNG ONES

THE YOUNG GENERATION (SPECIALS) By Promise Chandilanga 25 December 2018. Lilongwe. The City centre was all hyped. The jingle bells were tinkling in waists of Santa Clauses of all sizes. Races and tribes were all over town while scaring our young ones. I could easily smell adrenaline in the air as I was walking around town, the smiles, the glowing ...

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BOYS, STOP THESE SILLY ACTS; THEY KILL OUR VIBE

ThE SeXy DiVa! By Joyce Gondwe Hello Baby Boos…. let’s be honest here, nothing feels so sweeter than being in a relationship with a sweet charming boo! Just like my one and only Prince Charmer! Of course, sh!t happens in relationships once in a while. That’s normal. However, this normality loses its status once the mishaps become the norm. so, ...

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International Reggae Show Inspires Malawian Rasta to “Repatriate to Ithiopia”

A PERVERT'S NEWS DIGEST BOLERO, RUMPHI: Announcing that the K10 000 entrance fee he paid and the money he spent to travel from Rumphi to Lilongwe and back for the show was worth it, a Malawian rasta confirmed that the show he attended has motivated him to finally “repatriate to Ithiopia, the land of his ancestors.” Named Bobo Italman, the ...

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DEAR LOVER, I’M GONNA CHEAT ON YOU IF…

ThE SeXy DiVa! By Fiona Jacques Manda. HEY HUBBY, I must admit you are the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I guess we’re a match made in heaven (if at all that exists). I promise I will be yours forever. Wait a minute, not forever as in forever, but you know…You see, in Sexy Diva’s world, she calls ...

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Machinga Village In Crisis After Losing Open Defecation Free Status

A PERVERT'S NEWS DIGEST NTAJA: Distraught with losing the coveted Open Defecation Free (ODF) status, residents of Bwanali village in Machinga have rued the amount of collective effort they undertook to attain the status in the first place. The residents expressed their agitation during a meeting that Village Headman Bwanali called to reveal news that the Ministry of Health and ...

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