Mr Bitchless

Mr. Bitchless | How to Tackle Pregnancies in Schools Using the Magufuli Philosophy

“After calculating some few mathematics, she’d be asking the teacher in the classroom: ‘Let me go out and breastfeed my crying baby’” -President John Pombe Magufuli Last Monday, September 18, marked the commencement of a new academic calendar for Primary and Secondary schools in the country. As usual, this development means the beginning of another year where the country will ...

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Mr. Bitchless | How Nollywood Ruined Malawi.

“Do unto others as they do unto you” -Anton Szandor LaVey Raised in a nasty environment and, so far, denied the chance to spend his pathetic life with a smart and gorgeous broad on a long-term basis, Mr. Bitchless has always resorted to art as a convenient distraction that allows him to get a necessary respite from his never-ending bitchlessness. ...

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Mr. Bitchless | The Reason Behind Mr. Bitchless’ Meanness

“Man’s reputation is like a shadow. Usually, the shadow is bigger than the man himself” -Unknown It’s obvious that society is misunderstanding Mr. Bitchless Mambo. For this reason, Mr. Bitchless finds it pertinent that his profile should be retold. It is important that he should clear up the mist that is distorting his identity and intentions. He hopes that, by ...

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Mr. Bitchless | The Rise of Bastardy in Malawi

“To tell the truth, one did become used to it” -Franz Stangl Stangl, who served effectively and efficiently as a Commandant of Nazi concentration camps at Sobibor & Treblinka, expressed the above quote in an attempt to exonerate his troubled ass from purported mass killings that characterized the Nazi regime on the prelude to the Second World War. In the ...

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