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ThE SeXy DiVa!; SOME THINGS JUST DON’T MAKE SENSE AT ALL!!

ThE SeXy DiVa! By Philes Davis God people, after a relatively unintended silence, I, the gorgeous SeXy DiVa! is back with the usual sweety sweet sweeties. You see, ThE SeXy DiVa! is one of the most complicated creatures around. But to some, ThE SeXy DiVa! is also one of those cutepies that is easy to understand. One thing you have ...

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ThE SeXy DiVa!; HELL NO TO SENDING NUDE PHOTOS TO YOUR DUDE

ThE SeXy DiVa! By Philes Davis Of late, there has been a surge of leaked nudes over our social media. Nudes of some silly, others respectable personalities in our locales. What is so worrisome is that almost 98% of all of these nasty sights are of them girls’ or female folk. Why? Looking as such issues makes the Bootylicious SeXy ...

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LIVE A STRESS FREE LIFE; YOU WON’T BE MEASURED BY WHAT YOU DON’ HAVE

ThE SeXy DiVa! By Philes Davis. Over the years, the Fat Sexy Diva has learnt a lot of lessons. One of the greatest lessons she cherishes alot is to appreciate what she has currently. You see, life is just too damn short for one to be stressing over issues that are not in one’s life yet. It’s very funny how ...

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Mr. Bitchless | How to Tackle Pregnancies in Schools Using the Magufuli Philosophy

“After calculating some few mathematics, she’d be asking the teacher in the classroom: ‘Let me go out and breastfeed my crying baby’” -President John Pombe Magufuli Last Monday, September 18, marked the commencement of a new academic calendar for Primary and Secondary schools in the country. As usual, this development means the beginning of another year where the country will ...

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ThE SeXy DiVa!; TECHNICS ON HOW TO WIN A GIRL

By Philes DAVIS. Hello Dudes!!! You see, I got one too many over the weekend to the extent that I almost forgot to serve you my usual Saturday dish; my article. Anyway, it’s better to be late than never, so goes the adage! On Saturday, I the Fat Sexy Diva attended some gathering where there’s you-know-this-and-that, and there’s a gathering ...

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Mr. Bitchless | How Nollywood Ruined Malawi.

“Do unto others as they do unto you” -Anton Szandor LaVey Raised in a nasty environment and, so far, denied the chance to spend his pathetic life with a smart and gorgeous broad on a long-term basis, Mr. Bitchless has always resorted to art as a convenient distraction that allows him to get a necessary respite from his never-ending bitchlessness. ...

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ThE SeXy DiVa!; THE FOLLY OF JUDGING OTHERS

ThE SeXy DiVa By Philes DAVIS. Malawians have an irritable habit of tending to jump into conclusions. They are so good at knowing another person’s private life more than they know theirs. Silly, isn’t it? Ladies in particular, they can eat, sleep, and dream about other people’s affairs; leaving their rotten closets intact. It always irks ThE Fat SeXy DiVa ...

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Mr. Bitchless | The Reason Behind Mr. Bitchless’ Meanness

“Man’s reputation is like a shadow. Usually, the shadow is bigger than the man himself” -Unknown It’s obvious that society is misunderstanding Mr. Bitchless Mambo. For this reason, Mr. Bitchless finds it pertinent that his profile should be retold. It is important that he should clear up the mist that is distorting his identity and intentions. He hopes that, by ...

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THE SEXY DIVA; LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS; THE GATE-PASS TO CARDIARC ARREST

ThE SeXy DiVa By Philes DAVIS. They say distance makes the heart fonder. Yap, however, for the Fat_Sexy_Diva, this doesn’t ring a bell. To her, she subscribes to the notion that out of sight out of mind school thought works better. Love relationships are based on both physical and emotional closeness. Period! No half measures. When either of the two ...

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ThE SeXy DiVa!; SIX REASONS WHY MALAWIAN MEN CHEAT

ThE SeXy DiVa By Chimwemwe MWALE In any romantic relationship, the last thing either of the two Love Birds would ever think of, is to share their partner with another soul. Never! However, truth be told, given an opportunity, most of us, and I repeat, most of us, would cheat; and not to mention most Malawian men…eish!!! Over the years, ...

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